JO, JOO, AND THE ART OF DRINKING

Joo’s barbell was legendary in these parts, a testament to his slightly off-kilter palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred straight liquor. Their differences often sparked debate at their favorite watering hole, the Rusty Mug. One night, after a particularly animated game of darts, Joo declared he could outpace Jo's tolerance, and that’s ho